Entertainment jokes
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Pacman
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
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