Entertainment jokes

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

Biggest joke?

[Image of Zac Efron]

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

I'm Pickle Rick!

A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.