Cyberpunk jokes

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?