Cyberpunk jokes

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.