
Entertainment jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Jokes are not funny.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
