Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Memes
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Jokes are not funny.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?