Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Xbox

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Memes

Street

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Forehead

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

Mama

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Mario

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Orphan

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Magician

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

Place

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

Idea

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?