Entertainment jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What do you call ball drama?
Cameron Boyce
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.