Entertainment jokes
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
John is not funny.
Memes
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Cameron Boyce
I love playing games.
Awesome, amazing game!
Games are fun.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)