Entertainment jokes

What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?

RHYME and REPEAT.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Who is my favorite underground rapper?

XXX Tentacion

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

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Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

Babe, it's over.

After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.

I meant the movie...

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

What kind of tests do rappers always pass?

Sound checks!

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!