Entertainment jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.