Entertainment jokes

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Illusion.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To find some WILD BEATS.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

M.C. Grill

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!