Entertainment jokes
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What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
"Peppa's ribs."
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."