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Entertainment Jokes
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
"Peppa's ribs."
Jokes are not funny.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
