Entertainment jokes
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What is magic?
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
First (DYM 68).
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.