Entertainment jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Memes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
"Peppa's ribs."
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.