Entertainment jokes
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
"Peppa's ribs."
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.