Entertainment jokes
He sing, he dance, he he.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Porn.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
More jokes.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.