Entertainment jokes

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

What is an orphan's favorite show?

"Family Guy."

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Gaming with the gaming controller.

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.