Entertainment jokes
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Viggie tickles.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
This website hahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Jokes are rather funny.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.