Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Entertainment Jokes
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Yo yo yo, Iβm a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC π€¨
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you wonβt see it.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
Whatβs already gaining βtouristsβ? Whores.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. π
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
