Entertainment jokes
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.