Entertainment jokes
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Memes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Game of Thrones season 8.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.