Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Hahah, funny joke!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
When I accidentally touched my sense of humour
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.