Entertainment jokes
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Wish jokers.