Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.