Entertainment jokes
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Memes
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"