Entertainment jokes
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
John is not funny.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Jokes are not funny.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)