Entertainment jokes
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Memes
This is real, sorta
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Jokes are not funny.