Entertainment jokes
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!