Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Just laugh.
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Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Jokes are not funny.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Worst joke.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!