Entertainment jokes
Actually, Iron Man is female.
None of these jokes really took off.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
I love games.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.