Entertainment jokes
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I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Memes
mom: what movie do you want to see? me: uh-
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)