Entertainment jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
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