Entertainment jokes
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Best joke ever.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Memes
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.