What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Anyone play Roblox?
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
