Entertainment jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
What kind of band never plays music?
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.