Entertainment jokes
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.