Entertainment jokes

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

Funni.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

What’s green and smells of bacon?

KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

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5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.