Entertainment jokes

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because he kept spitting ice!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.