What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Entertainment Jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
