Entertainment jokes
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
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Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"