Entertainment jokes
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Memes
Watching Netflix for hours
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Peter's playtime.