Entertainment jokes
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Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Peter's playtime.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)