Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!