Entertainment jokes
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.