How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Entertainment Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
