Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Memes
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
This is how I got [redacted]
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.