Entertainment jokes
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.