Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Entertainment Jokes
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
