Entertainment jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

GTA 6

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

This is how I got [redacted]

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.