Entertainment jokes
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Peter's playtime.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Niall Devine, clown.