Entertainment jokes

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

Drake.

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.