Entertainment jokes
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Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What are clowns good at?
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"