Entertainment jokes
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Kidloland
First (DYM 68).
Memes
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
His YouTube channel is a joke.
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