Entertainment jokes

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

Giggity!

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?

Because he can’t do stand-up.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

Y'all need to add more jokes.

TommyInnit is a joke.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

How did Mace Windu die?

He fell out the windoo.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.