Entertainment jokes
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Memes
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Funni.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
The (DYM 103).
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Checkout (DYM 104).
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"