Entertainment jokes
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First (DYM 68).
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Doin (DYM 41).
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.