Entertainment jokes
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Watching Netflix for hours
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
What is this joke?
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.