Entertainment jokes
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!