How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
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Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
