Entertainment jokes

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Skeppy is the joke.

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson!

What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

Guess!!!!?

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."