Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Memes
POLO G the Best Rapper
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.