Entertainment jokes
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.