Entertainment jokes
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What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"