Entertainment jokes
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Viggie tickles.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Memes
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
WALL-E
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
A treatment joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.