Entertainment jokes

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀

Puzzle

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

WALL-E

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What is this joke?

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?