Entertainment jokes

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

Yo mama so fat,

xbox

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.