How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Entertainment Jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
