Entertainment jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.