Entertainment jokes
Jokes are rather funny.
What is a joke?
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Memes
My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.