Entertainment jokes
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Skeppy is the joke.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.