Entertainment jokes
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Jokes are rather funny.
What is a joke?
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.