Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Memes
My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.