Entertainment jokes

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Jokes are rather funny.

What is a joke?

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What did the bull say to the bullfighter?

What's the "matador?"

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

What animal is best at hitting baseballs?

A bat.

Viggie tickles.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)