Entertainment jokes
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
The Twilight fanbase.
This is funny.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Jokes are rather funny.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.