Entertainment jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.