Entertainment jokes
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Justin Bieber
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN