Entertainment jokes
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Justin Bieber
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!