Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Entertainment Jokes
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
