Entertainment jokes
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
I watch gay porn.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Memes
Justin Bieber
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"