Entertainment jokes
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Justin Bieber
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.