Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
He sing, he dance, he he.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.