Entertainment jokes
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
When I accidentally touched my sense of humour
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"