Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
