Entertainment jokes

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

I watch gay porn.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Justin Bieber

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

Puzzle

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.