Entertainment jokes
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
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What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.