I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
