When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
