Entertainment jokes
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.