Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.