Entertainment jokes
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.