An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
