I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
So cinema.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
First (DYM 68).
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
