Entertainment jokes
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!