What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Entertainment Jokes
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
