Entertainment jokes
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
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They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
Booooooooooooo!
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.