I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
