Entertainment jokes
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Cheesiest jokes.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"