What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Porn *sex noises*
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Pacman
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
