Entertainment jokes
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
So cinema.