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Entertainment jokes

Dick

  • Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

    Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

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    People

  • People: You're ugly.

    Me: Ok.

    People: I hate you.

    Me: Cool, IDC.

    People: You're annoying.

    Me: Good for me.

    People: BTS is dumb.

    Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

    Rapper

  • Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

    Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

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  • Internet

  • Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

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    Jackass

  • Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

    Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

    Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gwen: Good night!

    Prince: Why?

    Gwen: Because...now good night!

    Prince: We can work some things out?

    Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

    To be continued

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    Lady

  • What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

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  • Death

  • Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

    Shoto: Wht?

    Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

    Shoto: :)

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    Magician

  • A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

    I don't know, my friend did it.

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