New Entertainment Jokes - Page 80

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Who's Lil John?

Any more song suggestions?

I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.

My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

"Daddy's Home."

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

People: You're ugly.

Me: Ok.

People: I hate you.

Me: Cool, IDC.

People: You're annoying.

Me: Good for me.

People: BTS is dumb.

Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!