What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Entertainment Jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
