Entertainment jokes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.