Entertainment jokes
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Skeppy is the joke.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.