Entertainment jokes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Skeppy is the joke.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"