Entertainment jokes
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!