Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Entertainment Jokes
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
