Energy jokes
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.