Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
