What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
