What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
