Energy jokes
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
*electric noises*
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The sun is fire.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.