Emotion jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cry when I chop up onions.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.

Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

Happiness.

Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.

If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.

A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.