Emotion

Emotion jokes

Emo

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Depression

Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.

Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

Suicide

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Memes

Depression

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

Table

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

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  • Baby

    what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

    nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

    Love

    What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

    Depression

    It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

    Potassium

    Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

    Because all of his friends argon.

    Crack

    Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.

    Depression

    I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

    I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.