Emotion jokes
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
You should always be happy about family and love.
Can emos eat happy meals?
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
I have it.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.