Yyyy jokes

Job

  • I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?

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  • Date

  • Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

    Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

    Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

    Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?