Yyyy jokes
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
I love the yyyy.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?