Emotion jokes
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Hi... I'm depressed.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Love? Is impossible.
I love you, you love me.
I love not much.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.