Emotion Jokes

Hi... I'm depressed.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

The image shows a meme with three cats and text on a pink and blue gradient background. The text reads: "Masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside. ...halt." The first cat is on the left, sitting upright. The second cat, at the top right, wears a police uniform. The third cat is fainter, at the bottom right.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

I love not much.

Love? Is impossible.

I love you, you love me.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.