Emotion jokes

Do not roast. *sigh in depression*

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Hi... I'm depressed.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.