Emotion jokes
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
"I love you with all my heart."
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!