Emotion jokes

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Hi... I'm depressed.

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Love? Is impossible.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

I love not much.