Emotion jokes
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Love? Is impossible.
I love not much.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I love you, you love me.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.