Emotion jokes

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Hi... I'm depressed.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

I love not much.

I love you, you love me.

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

Love? Is impossible.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻