Emotion jokes

Ice cream is just like I scream.

Are you choked?

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...

- But?

- ...

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.

One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.

I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his whole family.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.