Emotion jokes
Your face makes onions cry.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I want to die hahahahhaha.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why am I so sad?