Emo jokes
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
The walking dead.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
You're a joke!
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.