Emo jokes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.