Emo jokes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.