Emo jokes
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.