What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Emo Jokes
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
You're a joke!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
I farted.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
