Emo jokes
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
You're a joke!