Emo jokes
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
You're a joke!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!