Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Your a joke!
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
i farted
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
