Emo

Emo jokes

Parent

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Friend

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

Spider

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Sister

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

Movie

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Emo girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.