Emo jokes
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Myself.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
You're a joke!
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.