Emo jokes
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
The walking dead.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...