Emo jokes
What do emos do?
Hang.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The walking dead.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Myself.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.