Emo jokes
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Myself.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.