Emo jokes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
Emo
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.