Emo jokes
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do emos do?
Hang.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.