Emo jokes
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
The walking dead.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do emos do?
Hang.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Myself.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.