Emo jokes
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Big feet equals mini meat.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.