Emo

Emo jokes

Meme

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Pig

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Kid

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Police Officer

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Grass

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Emo kid

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Emo kid

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

Car

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

Tic-tac-toe

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

Lunch

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Pizza

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.