The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Emo Jokes
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
The walking dead.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Myself.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
