Emo jokes
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Me.
I farted.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Daddy, harder!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.