Emo jokes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What’s an emo called Anna?
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
What do emos do?
Hang.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.