Emo jokes
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Me.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I farted.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)