Emo jokes
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
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How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Me.
I farted.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!