Emo jokes
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Me.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
I farted.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.