Emo jokes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What is a monkey with a head?
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
You're a joke!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.