What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
Yo mamas so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Wanna hear a joke about paper:Nevermind it's tearible
Whats the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt
Usain bolt finished the races
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Daddy, harder!
Wears pink.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
