Emo jokes
Suck!
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I love jumping off cliffs.