An Emo walked up to a tree, and put his hand up for a high-five. But the tree left him hanging.
Suck
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
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Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal
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Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
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what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
how often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
If an emo counts down don't worry they probably have only one bullet.
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals
