Emo jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Suck!
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I love jumping off cliffs.
I'm emo, by the way.