Emo jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Suck!
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Big Dik
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.