British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I'm emo, by the way.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
An Emo walked up to a tree, and put his hand up for a high-five. But the tree left him hanging.
Big Dik
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
I love jumping off cliffs.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
