Emo

Emo Jokes

Tree

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

Bullet

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Difference

What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.

Apple

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Tree

Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?

The emo doesn't fall.

Feather

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Face

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Kid

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

Tiger

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Grass

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Leaf

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.