Emo jokes
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Suck!
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Big Dik
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.