Emo jokes
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I'm emo, by the way.
I love jumping off cliffs.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Suck!
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.