Emo jokes
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Big Dik
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I'm emo, by the way.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Suck!
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.