Emo jokes

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Imagine being emo.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?

When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!

Can I get a Hoyah?

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

What is an Emo's favorite hobby?

Hanging in.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.