Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Emo Jokes
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
