Emo jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.