Emo jokes
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Big feet equals mini meat.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.