What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
what do you say when an emo cuts them self.
like your cut g.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
