Emo jokes
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Like if you are emo.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What kills you?
Suicide.