Emo jokes
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
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