What does a cannibal call a pregnant women... A kinder surprise
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
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What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
why do orphans love chips,they love the family sized ones too
What is an Emos favorite Hobby? Hanging in.
Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
