Emo jokes
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.