Emo jokes
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?