Emo jokes
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.