Emo jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Hoi!
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I love jumping off cliffs.