What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Emo Jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I'm emo, by the way.
