Emo jokes
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Big Dik
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Suck!