Emo jokes
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?