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What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge
Which one will fall from the tree first? The leaves or the emo The emo doesn't fall
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
Suck
