why do emos have friends? so they can hang with eachother
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
What is an Emos favourite game? Hang man!
Why do trees never call Emo’s: because they always hang up on them
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
What a group of emos is called? A funeral
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
I wish my grass were emo becuase then it would cut itself.
POV: you call the group of emos the suicide squad
like if you think oily men are hot