Emo jokes
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."