Emo jokes

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

Hitler.

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Why are emos jealous of light?

The lights are hanging.