Emo jokes
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hitler.