Emo jokes
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Daddy, harder!
My username good.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Big feet equals mini meat.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
There was a guy called John.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"