Emo jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.