Emo jokes

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

Hitler.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.