Emo jokes
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Hitler.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."