What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Whats the favorite Song of an Emo? Chain Hang Low
Hitler.
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
