Emo jokes
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
I got jealous when my phone died.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?