Emo jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Like if you are emo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Big black ball sacks.
My username good.