My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Emo Jokes
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Big black ball sacks.
My username good.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
