Emo jokes
Like if you are emo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Big black ball sacks.
My username good.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!