Emo

Emo Jokes

Friend

My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Line

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Kid

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

Leaf

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Record

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Kid

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

Difference

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Grandfather

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Wrist

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.