Emo jokes
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.