Emo jokes

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What’s the most emo country in the world?

Qatar.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.