Emo jokes

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What’s the most emo country in the world?

Qatar.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.