Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emo Jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
