What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
Don't give emos crack there high enough
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
What's the difference between a bird and an emo? Birds fly
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favourite colour
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
