Emo jokes
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.