Emo jokes
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.