Emo jokes
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Suck!
I farted.