What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Suck
i farted
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
what kills you????
suicide
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
