John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Suck!
I farted.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
