Emo jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Hoi!
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.