Why do emo people hang each other because their to Hengruy
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
