Emo

Emo jokes

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.