My classmates?
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
Hoi!
