Emo jokes
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.