Emo jokes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
My classmates?
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."