Emo jokes
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Wears pink.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"