Emo jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.