Emo jokes

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Emo people totally suck!

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."