Emo jokes
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Noob butter eater.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.