Emo jokes
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Wears pink.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.