My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Yoav
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
