Emo jokes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Big black ball sacks.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."