Emo kid jokes
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.