The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
