Emo Kid Jokes

Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman

how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.